iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

If you put a period at the end of your post I don’t trust you.

who did this

(via shavingryansprivates)

zipcodelove:

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

i’m scared because that is exactly how my leg feels when it falls asleep and i never knew how to explain it

(via samsantoast)

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

(via probatio)

captaindorkwad:

So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.

(Source: ghost-boats, via ferghandi)